gumbitch:

I genuinely never had a plan B. I thought if you have a plan B, that means you’re accepting the possibility of a failure. And a failure, clearly, is not an option.


egberts:

egberts:

why is your nose in the middle of your face

because its the scenter

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diversixns:

finallyfam0uss:

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

hahahahahahah

one time i asked a guy what he was into and he said “i used to like bondage but who has the time nowadays”
after laughing for like four minutes i managed to choke out “i meant music”


communistbakery:

SICK dunk


thevoidzofficial:

This is like a triple pun… how is this possible


micahnguyen:

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For a sec, imaaaagine:

+ All Pokemon battles were dance battles
+ Pokemon are dancer’s spirit animals
+ Pokemon signature moves are dancer’s signature moves/style

Imaaaaaagine it. Enjoy :P


unsharedmemories:

do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?

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Government Secret #22

governmentsecret:

Kim Possible is real and she’s our best agent 

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heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

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magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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aconnormanning:


he’s become self-aware. we’re about to enter a whole new level of meta


official-scientist:

lookaheadtotomorrow:

This is probably the best photo ive seen in a celebrity magazine in a while

I’m surprised they didn’t make a pun about him falling

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